Quotes

Search for wisdom like lost treasure and you will find it.

Friday, June 14, 2019 5:45 PM HST - Posted by Jason

You don’t want your enemies to go silent unless they are dead.

If you don’t think a closed door is liberating, then you don’t understand how life works.

If my dad dies tomorrow you will never see me again.

People that say, “Really?” probably aren’t very smart.

The Twitter experiment is a joke.

Remember the day and time of your liberation.

You can think deeply or you can talk, but you can’t do both at the same time.

Do losers ever realize that they are losers?

The bigger the group the smaller the chance they will realize they are losers.

Twitter needs me more than I need Twitter.

The Twitter experiment is over.

Twitter is a good place for ignorant, needy and argumentative people.

Calculate every risk you want to take.

Do the sheep need the shepherd or does the shepherd need the sheep?

I didn’t let you down. They let us down.

Politically correct heroes do not exist anymore.

Governments would prefer to have believers than discerners.

The South Korean media has assumed that North Koreans are dead when they are actually alive.

It is absurd to put your hard work on a website if it can be removed without your consent.

Most Americans live a lifestyle that contributes to making the planet inhabitable.

The people that they silence are not necessarily wrong.

It could be worse. You could be Julian Assange.

Saturday, June 15, 2019 7:06 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Most of the things I enjoy doing can’t be easily monetized.

Many Americans don’t understand freedom and liberty. They only understand siding with the biggest bully.

I am happy to avoid Twitter in real-time. Who is real on Twitter anyway?

If you burn gasoline in your vehicle even the coolest pose you strike as you drive makes you look like a moron.

If you are part of the, “Don’t judge!” movement, then you obviously forgot how many people Jesus would not hang around with.

I guess you are going to have to figure it out yourself now.

If you shoot somebody and say you meant to shoot somebody else that is not a valid defense.

When you do disrespectful things do not expect to be respected.

When somebody tells you that something bad is going to happen and you do not do anything about it it’s on you.

I am never jealous of any relationships that I see. In fact, I am happy for everybody because they are not bothering me.

American conservatives and liberals are not actually conservative or liberal. They are actually fundamentalists.

Sometimes it is difficult to tell whether the idiot or the idiot that defends the idiot is dumber.

I am not waiting until you judge me differently. I am waiting for you to judge yourself.

I have not used a single-use plastic bottle in many years. I refill and reuse a plastic, Brita, filter-bottle and I have an extra one in case I lose or break it.

People that do horrible things are lucky that others do not confront them.

If you are single and drive a SUV through Starbucks’ drive-through you may be a liberal, but you are not an environmentalist.

America’s biggest problem is the unpopular masses envy the ways popular people pollute the planet.

Donald Trump is not like Jerry Falwell. I don’t care what Jerry Falwell, Jr. says.

A 1-week old fetus has the same rights as a 40-week old fetus.

There are more compelling reasons to stop using Twitter and Facebook than there are to use them.

Some people have a weird way of reciprocating.

People can tell how you feel about something by the way you talk about it.

It is hard to live with inconsistent rules.

Sunday, June 16, 2019 6:06 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Wouldn’t you think that the guy wearing wireless, Apple earbuds mowing and edging the lawn would have electric tools instead of gas-powered tools?

Your pollution is gong to cause your shit to rise into your drinking water, Hawaii

People without a life don’t fool me.

When you are in a hurry you realize others are not in one.

Everything can change forever in an instant.

People don’t care about warnings if they don’t think they apply to them.

Businesses let you kiss ass, but not judge righteously.

A horrible person can't be a great parent.

Idiots assume you will like other idiots.

Shady people don't like discerning people around them.

It's tough to honor somebody that you've been talking shit about.

I don't believe in any of you and I won't pretend like I do.

Monday, June 17, 2019 9:38 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Weak people do a lot of things to appear strong.

Ask the wrong questions and you’ll get the wrong answers.

Following disgusting people is a great way to become disgusting.

I owned the mall.

I think some people say the opposite of what they think, so you expose what you truly think.

If you’ve seen one gold-digger you’ve seen them all.

If you’ve seen one U.S. Christian you’ve seen them all.

It’s always funny when people put down others that are exactly like them.

Is anything less popular than the truth?

I didn’t think the Holy Spirit needed a Green New Deal.

I can hear in his voice that I got through to him.

Nobody opens their mouth without a motive.

Tuesday, June 18, 2019 8:33 PM HST - Posted by Jason

People are afraid of spirits they can’t identify.

The Earth is telling people that they can’t do things anywhere close to the way they have been doing them.

“Which kind of fundamentalist are you?” - rejected pickup lines

I think some of my writings will be posthumously popular and Reddit has shown me why.

I lobbied Twitter to implement a dislike button and I got my wish on Reddit.

Silence speaks as loudly as inaction.

I wouldn’t listen to President Trump if you paid me.

I believe that I can heal myself.

Every day I want you to die more, the earth

I know where it isn't.

Wednesday, June 19, 2019 6:16 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Rich people make mistakes differently than poor people do.

A homeless man with a gas-powered vehicle is like a person that overcomes a disease and infects himself with another disease.

If God has not struck you dead yet, then maybe there is no God.

It is obvious when people think something stupid is cool.

If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all is a stupid adage.

Conservatives in Florida are just crazy enough to make people think they might not be racists.

Some people think that they need to validate you.

Veganism. You might as well have low cholesterol while you destroy everything.

Imagine if your favorite place hated you.

When people with lower standards judge people with higher standards even if they are only a tiny bit higher the judgment usually falls flat.

When righteous judgments are against the rules you are in a bad place.

Kids that grow up attending religious schools are not given all of the tools to lead a well-adjusted life.

Most people would much rather protect themselves than others.

A lot of Catholics are in control of the media and the government right now.

We live in a toxic society, but not for reasons that you think.

Some people are killing a worthless game.

Ignoring somebody is a two-way street.

Your sinful pastor has no plan for what to do when somebody puts him to shame with their holiness.

If you have never been thankful that you are not a popular person with low standards then you are not very evolved.

Who is more wicked people that won't do the right things without being forced or the leader that won't take away all other options?

I won't enable you when you are failing.

When somebody speaks up about their lack of understanding it gives somebody else the chance to help them understand.

Are Hawaiians the opposite of Seminoles? I am Seminole and it seems that way.

Can horrendous people manipulate a deity?

If you have to color your hair to feel young you must be very old.

When people are uneducated society suffers.

Mistakes reduce your power.

That feeling when you go somewhere new.

Some people talk more in one conversation than I do all day.

Most losers have never been told that they are losers.

Thursday, June 20, 2019 6:14 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Donald Trump lies so authoritatively and so frequently that his aides and speech writers must tell him that lies are the truth.

Be thankful every day a roofless (aka homeless) person does not kick your ass.

I love me for not being you.

People spend a lot of time judging things that do not matter and not enough time judging things that matter a lot.

People that have difficulty making friends are jealous of people that make friends easily.

If your game includes a cell phone, then you have no game.

Some people think I validate them no matter what I think when I look at them.

That feeling when you are excited about something that can be destroyed in the blink of an eye.

A person that knows why they are beautiful is even more beautiful.

That feeling when you wear a red shirt in Target.

Food is controlling.

Ugly people don't become beautiful by accident.

Undisciplined adults are leading undisciplined kids to hell.

One of the biggest mistakes that people make is thinking that something is acceptable, good and right because lots of people do it.

How do horrible people live so long?

What you hate says a lot about you.

Expecting psychos to act normal is a lot to ask.

Writers and musicians without life experience should probably focus on other things for a while.

Friday, June 21, 2019 7:13 PM HST - Posted by Jason

They’re doing wrong things to try to fix the wrong things they have already done.

Sometimes I like a long walk. Sometimes I like deadpan humor.

Not a lot of places can see what the world can’t see, but we can in Hawaii. #TMT

“Wherever you go you can always know you are the craziest.” - America

Do governments hate citizen oversight?

Everybody wants somebody else to fight a revolution for them.

Cell phones are causing health problems.

Living with your mistakes can be difficult, but living with someone else’s mistakes can be even more difficult.

"That's enough out of you wise guy." - Twitter

Does Reddit have a fuck off autoreply message?

Where do people bug me the least, Jesus

Saturday, June 22, 2019 5:23 PM HST - Posted by Jason

ABC is owned by Jewish people and they keep publishing articles about preparing for war with Iran.

Every time you stand up to a bully you get a little stronger.

I used to let myself fall in love. Now I talk myself out of it.

Reddit is like Twitter’s weird uncle.

What isn’t perishable?

“Well, I guess we can all sleep in libraries. They are solar powered.”

That feeling when you forget where you are.

They’re just gonna squeeze money out of these people until they say uncle; Uncle Sam, I imagine.

I write books to have a record of all the bullshit that I’ve been through.

If the popular viewpoint is wrong you live in a dumb society.

Cutting the liner out of my bathing suit was one of the smartest decisions I have ever made.

It’s not a matter of pissing off the wrong people. It’s a matter of how you piss them off.

Sunday, June 23, 2019 3:13 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Now we need protection from people that may retaliate for other people’s actions.

Everybody likes you more when you are leaving.

I am happy to sacrifice them distributing me to a wider audience to not be beholden to them or affiliated with them in any way.

I am happy to sacrifice them distributing me to a wider audience to not be beholden to them or affiliated with them in any way.

This is what love looks like.

“Why do Hawaiians get twice as many food stamps as everybody else in America?”
“We are twice as hungry.”
"Remember Captain Cook?!"

Do you know who Yoda hangs out with these days?

Monday, June 24, 2019 9:48 PM HST - Posted by Jason

People are trained to be oblivious to their pollution and they are oblivious to their pollution.

Imagine if everybody offended you in the exact same way every day.

Sometimes you skewer somebody for the way they act and they deflect it.

My ex-wife told herself lies, so she would believe herself.

I see a lot of white guilt buying stuff on King Kamehameha I Day.

It looks like they took a lot of things out of context, God

Haikus are out of the blue.

“I think we have both evolved enough to mate.” - rejected pickup lines

Tuesday, June 25, 2019 9:09 PM HST - Posted by Jason

When the cheaper option is legal, some people must be paid to do the right thing.

“That was healthier than whatever you just ate and drank.” - pot smoker in front of a fast food joint

I had to leave your world, but you must admit it was a pretty weird world, Jesus

“Do you know a God I don’t know?” - rejected pickup lines

Default should not be intrusive.

Is a vote for Bernie Sanders a vote for Larry David to play him on Saturday Night Live?

Wednesday, June 26, 2019 3:52 PM HST - Posted by Jason

If your job will not make positive changes, then your job does not respect you.

Can you articulate ugliness?

If you think the scale is off is that a sign of something?

A lot of people think somebody is talking to them when nobody is talking to them.

She seems super important in all of this.

A lot of people get it partially right.

You are being misled sometimes.

Thursday, June 27, 2019 9:09 PM HST - Posted by Jason

You are great at judging yourself if judging yourself includes judging everybody else and doing whatever you want.

If you are Catholic you must think pedophilia is a joke.

Reddit has taught me that morons are not unique to Twitter.

People that can’t just themselves have no business trying to judge others.

People make a lot of excuses for their bad behavior.

“What are your excuses?” - rejected pickup lines

Imperfect people like pretending they are perfect.

Just because your sperm ran into an egg it does not make you a badass.

Friday, June 28, 2019 6:27 PM HST - Posted by Jason

People are calling themselves Hawaiians and killing everything again.

How far can you stray from your pedigree?

I have to reject your God to be perfect.

I must defy you to do what is best for me.

God does not belong to a political party.

Twitter is about people, egos and mainstream interests, but Reddit is about information.

How much fundraising did Jesus do?

At the first Democratic presidential candidate debate, all of the candidates could have been Elizabeth Warren’s kids or grandkids. At the second Democratic presidential candidate debate, all of the candidates could have been Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders’ kids or grandkids.

I am way past giving anybody a free pass or the benefit of the doubt.

It would not have been very hard for Jesus to disappear.

Does deceiving people with your appearance reveal your discontentment?

If there were no white people in Maui it would not bother me at all.

If you only use Reddit for social media you probably won’t even know what a celebrity is.

Saturday, June 29, 2019 7:18 PM HST - Posted by Jason

People are afraid of being judged.

Lots of people at the mall have been fooled.

Fake laughing is like a sport to some people.

If Donald Trump is in the story, I have no desire to read it.

There is no magic way to get assholes to repent.

Donald Trump has made me laugh a lot, but zero of his words have benefited me and zero of his actions have affected me.

It had to be said.

It is like everybody keeps shitting their pants and nobody says anything about it because they all shit their pants all the time.

I don’t bloody my hands with sandals on, Jesus

If you don’t think that our tragic love story has permeated popular culture, then you must not be listening.

Sometimes their only weapon is stealing your time and focus.

I know homeless people that work and homeless people that panhandle. I know homeless people that push carts and homeless people that drive a car.

Dumb parents raise dumb kids.

I will oppose you every day like you have never been opposed before and I will do it forever.

Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:14 PM HST - Posted by Jason

The quicker you judge the sooner you can think you know something.

I have never forced myself to throw up a meal or a snack. The only time I have stuck my finger down my throat is when something was stuck in my throat.

Kids see disregard for important things in adults’ eyes.

There will be no Christian revival if Christian leaders are horrible people that nobody wants to be like.

I didn’t set out to be this good any more than you set out to be that bad.

I wrote it, typed it and spoke it.

Some relationships are like prison. Others are a charade.

People think that the natural effects of aging are occurring when their lifestyle is actually causing them.

Monday, July 1, 2019 4:40 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Twitter suspended my account three times. They suspended me twice for asking questions.

It is like people are competing to see who can be the worst.

The less you care the less you think.

"Which kind of moron are you?"
"Just a run of the mill moron."

Holiness and wickedness are cumulative.

"There is no oil in Florida."
"No shit." - Seminoles

You aren't filling your tank with Seminoles. My people told y'all to go to hell.

Understanding reality helps you write fiction.

Many people don't know what it's like to have a seriousness of purpose.

Don't deny what you know works.

Some people tell themselves elaborate lies.

Some people's best is not good enough.

Tuesday, July 2, 2019 8:06 PM HST - Posted by Jason

People are more conerned with the story they tell themselves than reality.

I'd rather talk to a homeless person.

Cheating Death is a good name for a fast food restaurant.

I connect with brown-skinned people more than some brown-skinned people connect with brown-skinned people.

Do people repent anymore?

If society is full of repentant people I would hate to see them if they didn’t repent.

Enough with the weird, exposed neck tattoos, calf sleeves and arm sleeves. You look Iike idiots. It is like wearing your underwear on the outside. I’m not going to stare at them. They aren’t going to scare me and I’m not going to ask you about them. Try drawing.

Wednesday, July 3, 2019 7:10 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Ugly people that are trying to attract somebody of the opposite sex are not happy when very attractive people are near them.

I don’t know what these electronic devices are doing to people, but most of them are just crazy, unfeeling robots.

Before you write you need to know what you are writing about.

Instagram takes on new meaning when you do not use Facebook or Twitter. It is like a place for pretty show-offs. Very cute and funny though.

Sometimes Spotify shuffle knows best.

The more I think about it not caring which way it goes the more I think I figure out how it actually is.

Some social workers have a way of belittling and embarrassing their cases.

Sometimes the nonsense gets freakier.

You don’t even know what else is happening to you because that’s happening.

Jesus people. Where are they now?

The more I hear the less I care.

Sometimes good ideas turn out to be great ideas.

Who isn’t a sadist?

A woman sitting and facing me with a man thought the handsome man standing behind me in line today would make a gorgeous gay couple. I could see it in her eyes.

I don’t know what in the hell I was doing in those groups anyway, Jesus

Thursday, July 4, 2019 2:12 PM HST - Posted by Jason

I think tattoo ink is so bad for the body’s long-term health that I don’t even want to get anymore of them now.

If Colin Kaepernick would have cut his hair and stood for the pledge of allegiance he would have been known as somebody that played a few serviceable seasons in the NFL.

If I ever seem preoccupied it is probably because I am trying to write four books by the end of the year. If I finish them early, I’ll be able to relax. Two of the books will be simple to complete, but two of them will take some time.

“Do you have a podcast?” - rejected pickup lines

“Are you YouTube star?” - rejected pickup lines

Maintaining a vagina looks like a pain in the ass.

Eat the butt end soon or you will have to eat two butts at the end.

Only outcasts and weirdos recognized Jesus last time too.

Friday, July 5, 2019 9:52 AM HST - Posted by Jason

Where I’m going there ain’t no Port 21.

Imagine if people that watch CNN are just in the same drama club.

I could have run a circus next door to a circus.

Saturday, July 6, 2019 9:07 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Everybody wants you to kill the planet their way.

Monday, July 8, 2019 7:43 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Actor sounds like a stupid job.

It looks like people are competing in a pollution contest.

It is depressing to know that somebody like you exists.

Nobody faces any consequences for their lifestyle.

Tuesday, July 9, 2019 8:28 AM HST - Posted by Jason

People live like their beliefs are facts.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019 9:36 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Imagine if you destroyed everything with your lifestyle and still thought you were a good person.

I do not accept one thing that you do regardless of whether others do or not.

Sometimes when somebody believes something strongly and somebody else is just indifferent the person with the strong belief gets their way.

It’s true, so I had to write it.

That’s just the baseline bullshit.

Never tell me to be careful. You be careful.

He’s acting like a crazy person and I don’t think he’s acting.

Thursday, July 11, 2019 8:34 PM HST - Posted by Jason

If Jesus returns he will get banned from Twitter.

“Meet people with no conscience and no moral compass!” - rejected Hawaiian Tourism Board ads

You can destroy every God damned thing like there is no tomorrow and I can look at your ugly face every day, but you will not depress, discourage or deter me.

I, like God, do not give a flying fuck about your sexuality.

If you burn fossil fuels in your home all day and all night, then why don’t you spend all your time there? Why do you always pollute around town too?

Nobody gives a fuck about anything that matters, but people are intensely concerned with things that do not matter.

I hope you know when you are full of shit.

People that care a lot about things that do not matter think they conceal their failures.

If you are a millionaire and burn fossil fuels you are a loser.

People that fail want you to fail like they fail.

The mainstream media struggles to find meaningful stories that are relevant to everybody because it continually hides all sorts of stories because of the corporations that pay them.

You have finally met somebody that puts you to shame.

Maybe you should be more concerned about destroying life on earth and less concerned about promoting your sexual preference.

People that are failing have a way of mocking people that are not failing.

Just because people share your pathology it does not mean that you are not ill.

As long as you justify your behavior in your mind it does not matter what you do or say.

Making it up as you go along is like masturbation.

You can rest in your morality if your ways are perfect.

The truth is its own defense.

I am disappointed in everybody.

I do not follow people like Donald Trump. I do not listen to them or envy them. I ignore them.

It is sad and pathetic that people can’t be honest on a census form without worrying that one of the two major political parties will take advantage of them.

The only message I want to read on your vehicle is an apology.

There are lots of 1% bottom feeders out there.

If people would judge themselves this world would be a different place.

If you are rich and bow down to the rich’s gods, America seems like a wonderful place.

American Christians today are the opposite of Jesus in every conceivable way.

You can’t pretend to be righteous. You are or you aren’t.

Friday, July 12, 2019 7:36 AM HST - Posted by Jason

You are focusing on parts of Jesus’ character that we don’t care about.

Former followers of a person or movement can become their biggest critics.

I am too busy being Jesus to worry about Christ.

If more people would call idiots what they are there would be fewer idiots.

Saturday, July 13, 2019 9:31 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Avoid seeking affirmation from fools.

I encourage people to believe nothing.

Don’t let your assumptions make you a dumb asshole.

It could be worse. Your occupation could be a “social media influencer”.

Perhaps you should pray that God does not exist because only the make-believe ones like you.

Sunday, July 14, 2019 11:00 AM HST - Posted by Jason

Nobody should care about your sexual preference. Everybody should care about your pollution.

I have that new white t-shirt smell.

We don't have to eat the same bird on the same day.

Monday, July 15, 2019 8:16 AM HST - Posted by Jason

I have never been thrown out of a public school, but I graduated from a public high school and university. I was thrown out of my Christian high school twice and I was thrown out of one of the seminaries I attended. All for partying.

The creator of the password died. I wonder if he suffered from paranoia.

It’s ok because I didn’t really wanna talk to anybody ever again anyway, Jesus

Tuesday, July 16, 2019 8:18 AM HST - Posted by Jason

I like coding my own web site instead of using an online blog despite the way that it can help its distribution. Tumblr suspended my account for posting a Weezer song and they kept my data. No way to back it up.

Today is my 30th day on Reddit. I opened an account on Father’s Day which was June 16, 2019.

I can see how the squad could rub conservatives the wrong way.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019 9:21 AM HST - Posted by Jason

We need to install massive solar energy farms in the deserts and start building lots of electric car charging stations. Otherwise let’s get rid of personal vehicles and make a coast-to-coast, door-to-door transit system now.

Thursday, July 18, 2019 5:27 PM HST - Posted by Jason

I am never going to care about any numbers that you think are impressive about you or others.

I don't bow down to numbers.

I am not watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Take a hike.

In the last week I have unsubscribed from Inside Edition, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel Live on YouTube.

If you are disgusting I am not talking to you.

You can make all of the noise that you want, but if you are unwise and lack vision nobody is going to care what you say.

I have been banned from Twitter and I could use an anonymous account to tweet, but I won’t. Why? Fuck Twitter. Twitter can go fuck itself.

If nobody knows you have to take your best guess, but sometimes your best guess is wrong.

A society content on dying isn’t crazy about hearing life hacks.

A gecko hitched a ride on my bike today and I noticed it on my handlebars while I was riding.

Friday, July 19, 2019 6:55 AM HST - Posted by Jason

IN PROGRESS


Some people have deceived themselves so badly that they deny the truth.