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March 1, 2020 6:00 PM HST - Posted by Jason

Misheard Lyrics

These are misheard lyrics from all sorts of bands and songs. I originally posted them in 12 blogs before I consolidated them for ease of use. I will add songs to it every so often. They are in alphabetic order.

Alice in Chains - Man in a Box - "Won't ewe come and save me?"
Alice in Chains - Never Fade - “I’m everything ewe really think I’m not....”
Alice in Chains - The One You Know - “......an imposter soldiers on”
Alice in Chains - Red Giant - “I play the clown for ewe......”
Alice in Chains - Red Giant - “......entertaining absurd ewe”
Alice in Chains - Red Giant - “blowing up like a read giant expensing us all......”
Alice in Chains - Sea of Sorrow - “ewe open fire and yore mark was true”
Alice in Chains - Sea of Sorrow - “......as ewe wallow in a See of sorrow”
Alt-J - Left Hand Free - “though your man’s bigger than I AM all my days he disagrees”
Atlas Genius - “in the days before the coal......”
Audioslave - Gasoline - “with my patients gone someone take me far from here”
Audioslave - What You Are - “I set my cell on fire”
Avril Lavigne - Head Above Water - "can't part the See, can't reach the shore......"
AWOLNATION - Bad Wolf - "...the bad wolf don't bite. Know more!"
B-52s - Roam - "Rome if ewe want to"
Bear Hands - 2AM - “all your friends are so brr”
Bear Hands - 2AM - “I struggle to keep up with ewe”
Bear Hands - 2AM - “aye, put my best dress on......”
Bear Hands - 2AM - “All I want to do is forget. How, old I AM!”
The Beatles - Here Comes the Sun - "Son, Son, Son, here he comes....."
Big Tent Revival - Still Breathing - “we’re still hangin’ on, weekend strong”
Black Keys - Fever - "...ewe break it down again"
Black Keys - Fever - "fever, why don't ewe explain"
Black Keys - Go - "ya gotta go oh ho oh"
Black Keys - Tighten Up - "Tight 10! UP!"
Blink-182 - Adam's Song - "I trace the chord back to The Wall"
Blink-182 - Bored to Death - “there’s a stranger staring at the See-ling.....”
Blink-182 - Darkside - "and I weighed in, I weighed in, I weighed in..."
Blink-182 - Darkside - “I’m going to the darkside with ewe.....”
Blink-182 - I Miss You - “with your voice of trees on”
Borns - Electric Love - “you’re elect trick love”
Bush - Everything Zen - “I don’t believe it. Elvis is dead! Yeah!”
Bush - The Mirror of the Signs - “see your cell through the mirror of the signs......”
Bush - The Mirror of the Signs - “all the lies you leave behind”
Bush - The Only Way Out - “lost my mind over ewe....”
Bush - The Only Way Out - “I wanna be your see’s sons”
Bush - The Only Way Out - “follow me down to the free way......”
Bush - Stand Up - “We’re elect. Trick!”
Bush - Stand Up - “Got lost in the care essene Son”
Caedmon's Call - The Only One - "I've never seen. The old age knew!"
Caedmon’s Call - Valleys Fill First - “......but it’s here in this valley that I’m surrounded by ewe”
Candlebox - You - “fuck you it’s for ewe”
CHVRCHES - Bury It - "...I AM See in red, how about I prove I'm right and raze it overhead......we tried to bury it and rise above you ewe"
CHVRCHES - Bury It - “I never promised ewe anything I couldn’t do”
CHVRCHES - The Mother We Share - "I will cover ewe......"
CHVRCHES - Never Say Die - "all ewe need is to end up playing God"
Cold War Kids - Love is Mystical - "I can see behind the son"
Collective Soul - December - “Why follow me to higher ground lost as you swear, ‘I AM!?’”
Colony House - You & I - “maybe the world isn’t crazy, maybe it’s ewe and I aye aye”
Danzig - How the Gods Kill - "they cannot end this mourning of my lie"
Danzig - Left Hand Black - “I’m gonna stand at the top of a whirlwind, challenge the heaven”
Death Cab For Cutie - Before the Bombs - “there’s only one thing that they cannot tame....”
Death Cab For Cutie - Black Sun - “how could something so fair be so cruel when this black son revolved around ewe”
Death Cab For Cutie - Gold Rush - “a requiem for us guy lyin’”
Depeche Mode - I Feel You - “I feel ewe......”
Depeche Mode - John the Revelator - "stealing God from the Israel lie"
Depeche Mode - Where’s the Revolution - “....the end djinn is humming....”
Dirty Heads - End of the World - “she said I feel like I’m whole at the end of the world with you”
Dirty Heads - Oxygen - “I’ll be your ox y djinn”
Dirty Heads - Running For Your Life - “runnin’ for your lie”
DJ Quik - Tha Bombud - “we smokin’ bum bud”
The Doors - The End - “I’ll never look into your Is again”
The Doors - Waiting For the Sun - “down on freedoms sure”
The Doors - Waiting For the Sun - ”it’s time to live in the scat turd Son.....”
Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing - “fool for another dei”
Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf - “I’m gonna hunt down after ewe”
Eazy-E, MC Wren - Nobody Move - “......I’m gonna shoot two of your gods”
Ellie Goulding - On My Mind - “I got ewe on my mind....”
Erasure - Love to Hate You - “I love to hate ewe”
Eve 6 - Open Road Song - “I hit Aidy on the open road”
Fall Out Boy - Wilson (Expensive Mistakes) - “I miss the days when I pretended with ewe......”
Fall Out Boy - Wilson (Expensive Mistakes) - “if I can get my shit together I’m gonna run away and never see any of ewe again.....”
Fitz and the Tantrums - The Walker - “Aye! Wake up! To the city of angels! To see my name headline decos....”
Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere - “you know that I’m fallen and I don’t know what to say”
Foo Fighters - Congregation - “just as you were I’ll write”
Foo Fighters - Everlong - "promise not to stop when I say win"
Foo Fighters - Learn to Fly - “lookin’ for a sign or lie....”
Foo Fighters - Learn to Fly - “think I’m dying nursing patients......”
Foo Fighters - Rosemary - “......pick up the pieces comin’ down around ewe”
Foo Fighters - The Sky is a Neighborhood - “thus guy is a neighbor-hood....”
Foo Fighters - The Sky is a Neighborhood - “bangin’ on the See-ling.....”
Foo Fighters - Something From Nothing - “Jew can’t make me change my name!”
Foo Fighters - Times Like These - “Aye! I’m a street light shaman.....”
Foster the People - Coming of Age - “just like an animal I protect my pride (of lions)”
Foster the People - Imagination - “just say the word and I’ll part the See......”
Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks - “he’s coming for ewe”
Good Charlotte - The Anthem - “time spent there only made me See”
Good Charlotte - The Anthem - “I don’t ever wanna be ewe”
Good Charlotte - The Anthem - “they all get in lyin’”
Good Charlotte - The Anthem - “it’s a good lie, that’s what I’m told”
Good Charlotte - The Anthem - “don’t wanna be just like ewe”
Goo Goo Dolls - Black Balloon - "you were the same as me, butt on your knees"
Goo Goo Dolls - Black Balloon - “baby’s black bull loon makes her fly”
Goo Goo Dolls - Miracle Pill - “so sick of living inside my cell”
Grateful Dead - Casey Jones - "headed for ewe"
Grateful Dead - Casey Jones - ‘the end djinn just gleans...”
Green Day - 21 Guns - “does the payin’ way out the pride”
Green Day - 21 Guns - “like a liar begging for forgiveness from the store”
Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown - “my talents born from refinery’s Son”
Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown - “I think I’m losin’ what’s left in my mind to the 21st century dead lyin’”
Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown - “believe what you see from heroes and Kahns”
Green Day - American Idiot - "welcome to a new kind of tension, Allah cross, the alienation"
Green Day - Back in the USA - "the saddest story ever told is feeling safe in our Suburban homes"
Green Day - Back in the USA - “backin’ the USA with a small town sarin aid, with fire, works on display....”
Green Day - East Jesus Nowhere - “the sirens of Takei will infiltrate the faith fanatics....”
Green Day - Extraordinary Girl - "she sees the mirror of her cell"
Green Day - Father of All... - “......choking up from the smoke of a bud”
Green Day - Oh Love - “...talked my way out of cunt troll”
Green Day - Oh Yeah! - “......that’s what ewe get turning bull its into Rock its”
Green Day - Oh Yeah! - “reach for thus guy with your head in the dirt......”
Green Day - Last Night On Earth - "I walked for Miles till I found you......"
Green Day - Letterbomb - “you better run for your fucking lie”
Green Day - Restless Heart Syndrome - “ewe are your own worst enemy......”
Green Day - Revolution Radio - “we will be seen, but not be herd”
Green Day - Revolution Radio - “Give me chair e-bombs and gasoline, Dubya taunts and surge! Hurry!”
Green Day - Revolution Radio - “...and the head lyin’, ‘Our love’s bulletproof’...”
Green Day - St. Jimmy - “Are we, we are the weighed in unknown?”
Green Day - Still Breathing - "I've been running all my life just to find a home that's for the rest list"
Green Day - Still Breathing - “shine a light into the Wreck Age....”
Green Day - Still Breathing - “my head’s above the reign y Roses”
Green Day - Still Breathing - “makin’ my way a way away....”
Green Day - Time of Your Life - “with dead skin on try y’all”
Green Day - ¡Viva La Gloria! - “you’re astray fore the salvation army....”
Guns N Roses - Estranged - "ewe took everything from me"
Guns N Roses - Estranged - “still talking to my cell......”
Guns N Roses - Estranged - “maybe I’ll find another way, another dei”
Guns N Roses - Estranged - “give it time to see between the lyin’”
Hall and Oates - I Can Dream About You - “I can dream about ewe......”
Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life - “there’s ewe in everything I do”
Imagine Dragons - Roots - “...another dei...”
Imagine Dragons - Thunder - “they say you’re bay-sick, they say you‘re Eazy”
INXS - Kiss the Dirt (Falling Down the Mountain) - “fallen fallin’”
Jack White - Steady As She Goes - "steady ass he goes"
Jars of Clay - Crazy Times - “yore spy role down......”
Jars of Clay - Crazy Times - “try to climb a bro kin ladder......”
Jars of Clay - Dead Man (Carry Me) - “I’m just a dead man lyin’ on the car pit”
Jars of Clay - Weighed Down - “Can a king be a king way down?”
Jennifer Knapp - You Answer Me - “......confidence of lyin’, laying with the lammed”
Joe Walsh - Still the Good Old Days - “we’re rockin a way”
John Lennon - Instant Karma - “Who in the hell do you think you are a superstar? Well, write you are!”
Katy Perry - Mannequin - “...I have no clue how to get through to ewe”
Katy Perry - Roar - “Ewe!”
Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway - “break a way”
Kesha - Die Young - “it’s pretty obvious that you gotta crush”
Kesha/Zedd - True Colors - “keep me grounded as I reach higher than I See”
Kesha/Zedd - True Colors - “it ain’t your reign Bo”
Kevin Max - Seek - “knock and go siege”
Lady Gaga - Applause - “suddenly I’m the Koontz”
Lady Gaga - I'm On the Edge - "I'm on the edge with ewe"
Lady Gaga - I’m On the Edge - “I’ll write! I’ll write!”
Lady Gaga - John Wayne - “I crave a lil real wild mane....”
Lady Gaga - Money Honey - “I enjoy the .gifs......”
Led Zeppelin - In the Evening - “I’ve got to have ewe love”
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven - “Your stairway lies on the whispering, ‘When?’”
Linkin Park - Burn It Down - “......you were waiting to let me......noooo......”
Living Colour - Cult of Personality - “only you can set ewe free”
Madonna - Express Yourself - "sat-in sheets are very romantic, what happens when you're not in bed"
Madonna - Medellin (with Maluma) - “found myself dancing in the rain with ewe”
Marilyn Manson - Lunchbox - “I bring ewe fire!”
Marilyn Manson - Tattooed in Reverse - “sans from a dead See”
Marilyn Manson - Tattooed in Reverse - “I got tattooed INRI verse”
Maroon 5 - One More Night - “baby there ya go again makin’ me love ewe”
Metallica - I Disappear - “I’m payin’ IM hope I AM sufferer”
Metallica - The Memory Remains - "mere err, vain......while the Hollywood Son's set's behind your back"
Metallica - The Shortest Straw - “the shortest straw has been pulled for ewe......”
Metallica - The Unforgiven II - “if you can understand the me, then I can understand the ewe”
Metallica - The Unforgiven II - “I’m the one that waits for ewe......”
Metallica - The Unforgiven II - “Should I open the door for ewe?”
Metallica - The Unforgiven II - “I’ll take this kid and aisle, bury it in ewe because you’re unforgiven too”
Newsboys - Breakfast - “Every Monday he’d say grace and hold our Jews aloft”
Newsboys - I Cannot Get You Out of My System - “soy boy......”
Newsboys - In Wonder - "What a wonder ewe would even care"
Newsboys - Lost the Plot - “we’re such experts at Stalin......”
Newsboys - Million Pieces (Kissin’ Your Cares Goodbye) - “carryin’ a millstone malaise, its been pullin’ down your gays”
Newsboys - Secret Kingdom - “(Farrell) Till, we got no fear!”
Newsboys - Something Beautiful - “it’s the love between ewe and I”
Newsboys - Wherever We Go - “Hands up! Holler back! Hear!”
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box - "throw down your umbilical news, so I can climb right back"
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box - "cut myself on baby's bread"
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box - “meat-eating orc kids, ‘forgive no one just yet’”
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box - “I wish I could eat your can sir when you turn back”
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box - “I wish I could eat your can sir when you turn black”
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box - “hey way I got a new complaint, forever in debt to your priceless advice”
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box - “she eyes me like a pie, sees when I am weak”
Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box - “I’ve been drawn into your magna tar pit trap......”
Nothing But Thieves - Trip Switch - “What do we do when the lies go down?”
The Offspring - Days Go By - “What? You had!? What? You lost!? What ewe had! What ewe lost!”
The Offspring - Days Go By - “They’re all, ‘Mary’s in the wind!’”
The Offspring - Days Gone By - "they're all Marys in the wind..."
OneRepublic - Good Life - “......good, good lie”
Orianthi - According to You - “You ewe!”
Panic at the Disco - Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time - “I’ll write, I’ll write.....”
Panic at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - "with a sense of poisoned rationality"
Panic at the Disco - Mona Lisa - “let the Son reign down on me.....”
Panic at the Disco - Mona Lisa - “there’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what ewe paid for”
Panic at the Disco - Victorious - “50 words for murder and I AM every one of them!”
Pantera - Walk - “......one step from lashing out at ewe....”
Pantera - Walk - “walk on homeboy”
Pearl Jam - Once - “once upon a time I could control my cell”
Pearl Jam - Once - “once upon a time I could lose my cell”
Pearl Jam - Once - “once upon a time I could love ewe”
Pearl Jam - You Are - “but you’re keepin’ me strong rollin’ along with ewe”
Pearl Jam - You Are - “...I am a sure lion, but you’re a see, the See.....”
Pink Floyd - Fearless - “just wait a while for the rite day”
Pink Floyd - Fearless - “just wait a while for the right dei”
Plain White T’s - Light Up the Room - “I’m full of dark, madder, best beware......”
P.O.D. - Alive - “Son shine upon my face”
P.O.D. - Boom - “I know you heard herd!”
Queensryche - Empire - “Can’t ewe feel it calling?”
The Raconteurs - Steady As She Goes - “steady ass he goes”
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside - “a cemetery where I marry the See”
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion - "I think I thought I saw ewe try"
Robert DeLong - Don’t Wait Up - “I’m leaving with the lie......”
Rock ‘N’ Roll Worship Circus - Loving You - “I was made for loving ewe”
Rome with Sublime - Light On - "true love grows deeper with Miles away"
Saint Hotel - Move - “......one touch of her hand could set the spy role in motion”
Sara Bareilles - King of Anything - “you expect me to jump up on board with ewe and ride off into your delusional Son set......"
Selena Gomez - Ring - “I got him right where the carrots sat”
Simple Creatures - Thanks, I Hate It - “Am I good enough for ewe?”
Simple Creatures - Drug - “elect trick confidence”
Sixpence None the Richer - Love, Salvation, the Fear of Death - “I don’t have much too love”
Sixpence None the Richer - Love, Salvation, the Fear of Death - “I’m not afraid to admit how much I hate my cell”
Skillet - Feel Invincible - “ewe can’t touch me cuz I AM”
Skillet - Invincible - “Ewe can’t stop the advance of King Dumb! Come!”
Skillet - The Thirst is Taking Over - “I could swallow your beauty hole”
Smash Mouth - Walking On the Sun - “you need to be there when your baby’s old enough to relay hate”
Smash Mouth - Walking On the Sun - “you might as well be walkin’ on the Son”
Smashing Pumpkins - Solara - “high I’m trying......”
Smashing Pumpkins - Solara - “tear down the Son......”
Smashing Pumpkins - Soma - “run away from ewe.....”
Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground - “I’m open too fallen from grace”
Soundgarden - Rowing - “......I started out sane”
Soundgarden - Rowing - “I just keep polling, gotta roll”
Stone Temple Pilots - “I broke the bread lyin’”
The Struts with Kesha - Body Talks - "Say what? You lie!"
Switchfoot - Bullet Soul - “Love is the one true in. Ovation!”
Switchfoot - Bullet Soul - “You’re a kid with the bullet! Sew!”
Switchfoot - The Fatal Wound - "I AM The Kry sis, I AM the bit rend, I'm gonna gun this down, I AM divided, I AM THE RAY SIR EDGE, there is no easing now...."
Switchfoot - This is Your Life - “this is your lie”
Switchfoot - Learning to Breathe - “I’m dying to breathe in these abundance guys”
Switchfoot - Where I Belong - "...where the righteous write the wrongs"
Tait - Numb - “Is it time to draw a nein in the sand and take a stand now?”
Tait - Reconnecting - “I’m reconnecting to ewe......”
Tait - Spy - “You doubt my fate......”
Third Day - How’s Your Head? - “tomorrow’s just another dei”
Third Day - You Are Not Alone - “...hearin’ everywhere”
Third Eye Blind - A Wake For Young Souls - “Where does time go now unawake for young souls?”
Third Eye Blind - Blinded - “....I’m still staring down the Son!”
Third Eye Blind - Bonfire - “...over ewe...”
Third Eye Blind - Crystal Baller - “I wonder why the wind keeps blowing ewe through my mind....”
Third Eye Blind - Forget Myself - “I keep on forgetting my cell....”
Third Eye Blind - Palm Reader - “Believe in me and this lie and tell me everything will be alright.....”
Third Eye Blind - Sharp Knife - “...and it seems like the ending is a lied like the start...”
Third Eye Blind - Walk Like Kings - “time to get up in this ho, tell lobby boy, can you bring the luggage please”
Toadies - Possum Kingdom - “Poss um King dumb”
TobyMac - 21 Years - “Dei one left me in my bed”
TobyMac - Beyond Me - “I’ve never been. Sow aware of my need!”
TobyMac - Beyond Me - “I’ve never been. Sow aware of my need!”
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Into the Great Wide Open - “thus guy was the limit......”
Tori Amos - God - “Do you need a woman to look after ewe?”
Traveling Wilburys - End of the Line - “we’re goin’ to the end of the lyin’”
Traveling Wilburys - End of the Line - “we’re goin’ to the end of the lion”
U2 - American Soul - "ewe n I are rock n roll"
U2 - The Blackout - “.....Oui See!”
U2 - Elevation - “I n I n thus guy......”
U2 - Elevation - “explain all these cunt trolls”
U2 - Every Breaking Wave - “the See is a friend-maid-enemy”
U2 - Every Breaking Wave - “Are we so helpless against the tied?”
U2 - Every Breaking Wave - “.....and stop chasing every breaking way”
U2 - Get Out of Your Own Way - “the master’s looking for someone to knead him”
U2 - Get Out of Your Own Way - “if I could I’d make you all write......”
U2 - Get Out of Your Own Way - “and Linkin’s ghost said.....”
U2 - Gone - “I’ll be up with the Son, I’m not coming down”
U2 - Gone - “you wanted to get somewhere so badly you had to lose your cell along the way.....”
U2 - If God Will Send His Angels - "if God will send his angel"
U2 - Invisible - “there’s only ewe and me”
U2 - No Line on the Horizon - “no lyin’ on the horizon”
U2 - Walk On - “......and if the dei light feels like it’s a long way off”
Van Halen - Why Can’t This Be Love? - “I’ll be damned if I get hung up on the lyin’”
Van Halen - Why Can’t This Be Love? - “I tell my cell only fools rush in...”
White Zombie - More Human Than Human - “more human than you man”
White Zombie - More Human Than Human - “more human than Hugh man”