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March 9, 2020 10:22 AM HST - Posted by Jason

January 2020 Quotes

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This morning I considered how the U.S. doesn’t seem to recognize regional allies sometimes and this afternoon the news said Russia, Iran and China conducted maritime drills together for the first time in history.

We become like the things we see, hear and think.

You were burning so much poison that I figured you wanted me to burn a lot of medicine to offset it.

If you can’t walk without being intrusive you probably belong in the DSM-V.

If people legally destroy the planet isn’t that the government’s fault?

I hope I don’t get what you people have. Is it contagious? Does it hurt? It looks painful.

What is more empowering and destructive than faith?

How can I hope in God when the Bible says the Earth will melt?

"This morning I considered how the U.S. doesn’t seem to recognize regional allies sometimes and this afternoon the news said Russia, Iran and China conducted maritime drills together for the first time in history.

We become like the things we see, hear and think.

You were burning so much poison that I figured you wanted me to burn a lot of medicine to offset it.

If you can’t walk without being intrusive you probably belong in the DSM-V.

If people legally destroy the planet isn’t that the government’s fault?

I hope I don’t get what you people have. Is it contagious? Does it hurt? It looks painful.

What is more empowering and destructive than faith?

How can I hope in God when the Bible says the Earth will melt?

“That’s cool.”
“You’re an idiot.”

People are acting like the world isn’t burning.

What you do was cool 40 years ago, but it isn’t now.

You have believed lies because your families have believed lies.

People don’t understand people that have a different body.

Do you want to read my reply, hear it or see it on my face?

It’s almost time for people that don’t know what in the hell there they’re doing to be in charge.

I just crossed the room. Not sure if I did it right good sir.

I should make some predictions. That’s what Jesus said.

Staying somewhere too long feels like enabling.

Some people misunderstand marijuana’s efficacy because they are used to the way that pills work.

Which one is more important, what you’ve done, what you do or what you can do?

You usually need to articulate what you want before you get it.

American Christians want the Middle East to be a certain way.

Buses that are 30 minutes late should be free.

“What if you tried to get off Baby?” - Michael Stipe

You have trusted bullshit for way too long.

If President Trump is not impeached in the Senate like he was in the House doesn’t it spit in the face of the elected politicians that voted for impeachment and their constituents that wanted the same thing?

I’ve been steeled in a weird way. I’ve been stolen from in a weird way too.

If Republicans reelect Donald Trump imagine who they might elect in 2024. Maybe they’ll nominate a NASCAR driver, Kid Rock or the host of Survivor. The game show guy seems to be working out great for everybody.

Most Americans seem to be ok with the military killing foreigners overseas in other countries if they are perceived to be a threat.

I think the message that President Trump is sending by killing Iranian General Soleimani in Baghdad is we don't care if we had comment interests in the past, but you are our enemy now.

I think another message that President Trump sent by killing Iranian General Soleimani in Baghdad is that even the death of one contractor (not a soldier) will warrant a swift and severe response.

I want to start a business like a cafe or restaurant and require everybody to present something unique about themselves at the door AND get there without polluting.

Is there a correlation between Jordan Peele being a hilarious comedian, marrying Chelsea Peretti and producing horror movies?

Your solution is causing problems.

The U.S. government wants people to think Iraqis want our military presence there, but Iran is causing trouble. In reality, I think Iran and Iraq are natural, regional allies and they are both tired of the U.S. being there.

“I’m keeping flowers in full bloom....I’m bending spoons” - R. E. M. (Michael Stipe) (Nothing like weed and soup.)

“I’m sorry” and “incredible” are possibly always misused at first glance, but in reality and in literal, plain and painful meaning they are being used quite accurately.

“What did you do today?”

“I created Instagram except people can’t comment or like anything.”
”Sounds great.”

Today I ran into one of my friends that I hadn’t seen in a while and he said I looked like I lost weight. How often do you hear that on January 3?

Try telling somebody stuck in their ways that their ways are wrong especially when they are your dad.

While you burn gasoline I hope you know that I am not affirming.

Sometimes you only see what they want you to see.

America, where right looks wrong and wrong looks right.

The people with the worst judgment on Earth think you are amazing.

Most people are assholes to somebody and nice to somebody else.

You make it easy to avoid being jealous of you.

I think some of the asymmetric attacks against the U.S. around the world have been trying to entice the U.S. into a war in hopes that other countries will respond even though it would result in World War III.

People can’t stop because they won’t stop.

Your life is a slow walk.

Lots of small-minded people are holding back progress.

How could I write books about how shitty people actually are without getting up close and personal?

If your beauty routine harms the environment it probably harms you too and you should change it.

I would have been in more accelerated classes in elementary school, but Bostonia Christian Elementary School wasn’t very accelerated. I think the Israeli government takes every anti-Semitic attack around the world seriously and personally and sometimes takes action because of them.

I don’t have time to posture.

Turn off your fucking engine.

Do you know how dumb these people look? Something tells me you don’t.

I’ll beat your ass in time. That’s what God said.

“I wonder what’s going on at the mortuary.”
“There’s always somebody there.”

They are preying on the most impressionable people.

Reddit, Twitter and some other social media platforms are not conducive to free speech to the limits of the U.S. Constitution, but they control speech and in turn they control people.

The two anonymous Reddit users in r/Maui (or was it r/Hawaii?) that told me to read a book probably work at the library and want to fuck me. I have not been to Kahului’s public library for a month or two.

Did the loose organic carrots still use protection though?

I think the U.S. wants Iran to stop hating Israel and that is the root of the government’s scapegoating, case-building and sensationalism. War actually benefits a lot of people and the way things are structured now it probably benefits the victors more than peace does. If there is a greater incentive to go to war than there is to make peace, then there will eventually be war.

What do you think the lack of homeless people in Congress means?

Some of you should have stopped eating a long time ago.

Some people act like a badass after they have a kid, but I think they’re even weaker and fuller of shit than before.

Some men have been poor leaders so some women have been leading instead and some of them are horrible leaders too.

Who can compete with people that are proud of garbage? Who would want to?

I don’t need to replace anybody with anything.

I would have been a better person without American football.

Motherfuckers don't call motherfuckers motherfuckers because they are motherfuckers too.

The most digusting people are in denial about their repulsive lifestyle.

Somebody as ugly as you shouldn't pollute because it only makes you look uglier.

If the U.S. wants a democratic Iraq, then they should respect Iraq's sovereignty and decisions even if they want the U.S. to leave.

Some black people have said gross and perverted things that I have never heard anybody else say.

People don’t know how to judge their own behavior. They only seem to know how to justify it.

The old people that want respect for being assholes are going to die and young people that are sorry they were assholes will take over.

Do comedians have their World War III jokes ready?

Some people like morons to affirm them.

This is me playing ball. You probably don’t want me to stop playing ball.

Donald Trump said he wants NATO allies to become much more involved in the Middle East, but after the U.S. killed General Soleimani and Iraq told the U.S. to leave they decided to leave too.

People will not admit that somebody is disgusting when they are like them.

Consider that fat, ugly, polluting motherfuckers may discourage some people and make them depressed.

I regret looking at you once because you are so disgusting, so don’t expect me to see you twice.

If it harms the environment, then it harms humans.

If you are brutally honest you may say things that nobody has ever said or heard.

If the U.S. killed an Iranian general that was famous for killing Americans and others and Iran retaliated by firing missiles that didn’t kill anybody, then maybe they didn’t like him that much, they have something else planned or they’ve turned a corner.

Can you destroy the planet with your lifestyle and still love yourself?

If you say you are a liberal or a conservative make sure you’re not just a fundamentalist.

Have all the relationships you want but nothing beats being left alone.

Today I offered a homeless guy some organic raisins and he graciously accepted them. He said his jaw was broken and he couldn’t eat things, so he was unusually excited for the raisins.

How many vehicles did you spit on today?

I think sunscreen caused coral bleaching on my head.

If you do not believe somebody, consider immediately telling them. Even if you suspect somebody’s lying you can tell them that you do not believe them. Also, remember if you catch somebody in a lie that you can dismiss everything they say like a court would do.

The prophet Daniel might have installed people in Persia to recognize when Jesus was to be born not necessarily (or not only) by the star, but by using math. See Daniel 9 and consider the mathematical prophecy embedded in it.

Some people are inspired by the truth, but others keep circling the toilet bowl.

How can I set the prisoners free if I cannot see?

People should appreciate skepticism.

If you can’t look at people in the eyes, then you might be on drugs, too rich or too poor.

People don’t know how to judge others.

Many restaurant corporations have gotten rich by selling food made with poor ingredients.

If something is unsafe for the environment, then it is unsafe for the human body too.

I pity Iran for shooting down an airplane with dozens of their own people in it. They should be ashamed and everybody else that hasn't been pursuing world peace should be ashamed.

Who thinks Jeffrey Epstein and Qasem Soleimani are smoking cigars on an island somewhere?

You are under no obligation to trust anybody.

Everybody needs to stop plotting murder.

I hope Tulsi Gabbard doesn’t run on the roads. Literally. They broke.

Have Harry and William Louis gotten a DNA test?

Which news outlet has pictures and videos of the damage that the Iranian missiles did to the Iraqi bases?

When you visit somewhere without many possessions it looks like you moved there.

I think a Democrat president will stop majoring in the minors.

I want to live forever, but I don't think that's possible with the Earth this way.

A stranger told me that the Rothschilds’ money is in every country except for Iran and North Korea because they have purposely kept it out. He also added Syria to the list.

I think somebody that thinks everybody must do something undesirable eventually gets used to the idea.

What if Iran intentionally shot down Ukraine Airlines Flight 752?

Hey Iran, be careful goddamit. I exhorted you to disarm and warned you about the military. Why don’t you listen?

I bet Michelle Branch and Patrick Carney get along very well. Who wants to be the subject of an angry break up song that plays on the radio over and over forever?

Does a song care if anybody hears it?

People that are being deceived don’t see life as a battle between the deceived people and the enlightened ones.

If one spouse is a moron, I think there is a very good chance that the other spouse is a moron too.

Next time I am going to look at you zero times.

Is there any hope when two people look at the same thing and one calls it home and the other calls it garbage?

When you want the outcome to be a certain way there is no telling how it would have been.

The more polluted the skies become the more polluted the rain will be. The more polluted the land becomes the more polluted the sea will be.

Organization pays dividends.

After I reject you it doesn’t mean you should try harder to get me.

Will the unrighteous even care about a righteous judgment?

Some people are so stupid and off that they don’t realize how stupid and off they are.

If you are against border security I hope you are pro-peace at least. Think about it.

The Trump administration is getting flak because the media, Democrats and pundits are saying there wasn’t an imminent attack and he was attempting to distract attention from his impeachment, but they say General Qasem Soleimani was responsible for over 100 American deaths, so probably any time was fine.

I have been using a VPN with my iPad and it has freaked out PayPal, Wikipedia, Amazon and some other companies. They are apparently uncomfortable with people protecting their privacy online.

We’ll get it right unless you insist on getting it wrong.

Instead of trying to look sexy as you exit your huge SUV why don’t you try a shit sandwich?

Do I have enough medicine to counteract all the poison?

If you look like you pooped your pants when you smell vehicle emissions that’s a good example of an automatic reflex. If you look like you pooped your pants after smelling marijuana flowers that’s a good example of an acquired aversion.

If your Internet connection wasn’t so slow I wouldn’t be here so long.

I don’t think I would have acquired a taste for beer if it weren’t for my friends and my father. The first time I drank beer I thought it was disgusting and I gulped lots of air and bought Mylanta at the drug store for my upset stomach the next day.

Is Iran shooting down Ukraine Airlines Flight 752 at 6:15 like shooting it down at 11:59?

“Hey Jude borrowed a note.”
“”He probably stole it.”
“You’re antisemitic.”
“Whatever.”

President Trump said he believes that General Soleimani was going to attack four U.S. embassies and when he says “believe” I think he means he has a hunch and no evidence.

The major BitTorrent websites are strangely gone. Pirate Bay and Kickass Torrents seem to be gone. I think it is much harder to download a variety of new movie, music and show torrents these days and some companies like Apple don’t even allow apps that do it.

Christians bring great shame to the Holy Spirit.

What is it like to call white black and black white?

Are they the covered uncovered?

The “don’t judge” movement isn’t helping because it’s dishonest.

Immoral people need a deal to be moral.

I don’t think people even know where the goalposts are.

Religious people are wrong about more things than they are right about.

Can you encode or decode a message in UV light?

The only thing I must do is avoid becoming like you.

If you live in society and can’t make choices that do not harm, then you live in a wicked society.

People will avoid being honest about somebody if they get money, goods or services from them.

Some people think if they can deceive themselves, then they can deceive others, but life doesn’t work that way.

I hope the Latter Day Saints have plenty of blank pages in the back of their religious books because they’re going to need them.

When you like somebody ask yourself why.

I am unafraid of you and demonstrably stronger.

There is no way in hell that things will ever continue like work as usual.

I think most liberals don’t understand the mind of a strong, old, conservative, white man.

Are they buying ads in some states to influence people that haven’t been educated?

Hey Kevin Spacey, please stfu. I don’t care for your creepy videos as your Southern character from the job you were fired from as your sex abuse accusers add up and disappear.

If he denies it, then maybe she’s the liar.

The people around you that value garbage have made you confident in crap.

Maybe Enoch was just really good at hiding or maybe he was murdered and cremated.

Many years ago I changed my middle name to Jesus, but I changed it back to Alan (or Al).

I want to know who Joe Biden owes favors to, what Elizabeth Warren actually believes and how Bernie Sanders thinks he can implement his Democratic Socialist agenda with a Republican-led Senate.

If you don’t think Joseph Smith was a prophet, then you probably don’t understand what a prophet is.

I think Switchfoot knighted The Edge. They beat me to it.

How many vehicles have hidden cameras in the front or rear?

If I was President Trump I wouldn't brag about killing General Soleimani because it means he couldn't negotiate his capture or surrender. Gas burners know how to shine a turd.

I think Imagine Dragons’ song Thunder is a good test in concert to see who wasn’t raised pronouncing the “th” sound.

I am increasingly repulsed as their conscience is increasingly darkened.

When I lived in Long Beach, California between 2012-2014, I listened to the radio every day. Imagine Dragons’ song Radioactive dropped on the radio on October 29, 2012. I remember it well because my radio was active.

Sometimes I agree with half a song.

Some people don’t care if you improve.

Change makes some people nervous.

I don’t know if I can get a complete organic vegetarian diet in Molokai or Lanai, but I can get one in Oahui, Maui, Kauai and Big Island.

I fed another hen and named her Ug. It’s short for Ug Lee.

If your vehicle burns gasoline perhaps you should stop looking at it like you do.

If I visit Safeway I can wave at passengers landing in commercial airlines at Kahului Airport because they fly a few hundred feet over the store.

Do you have an apology bumper sticker? Want me to make a sorry flag for you?

If I stole somebody’s island would I treat it like a toilet (with them)?

If somebody stole your island would you treat it like a toilet with them?

Who else needs to die for your sins?

Who else will tolerate your sins?

Are you gonna kill me slowly or quickly? Have you figured it out yet?

When I order a drink that’s normally in a plastic cup I ask them to put it in a paper one and I drink it without a straw.

My Worst Fear: Flipping off so many cell phone cameras that people start pointing their cell camera at me to get a pic of me flipping them off

Meghan Markle looks a lot like a white woman.

“I am here to recover what was lost.”
“Jesus ok how long have you worked in data recovery?”
“Feels like forever.”

Are mentally ill people diagnosing mentally ill people? Is that why there are so many mentally ill people running around? Some people belong in the DSM-V.

If you didn’t notice how beautiful Erin Burnett looked on CNN yesterday you missed out.

I like how Erin Burnett didn't let President Trump move the goalposts. He says he didn't break the law, but impeachment relies on a different standard: high crimes and misdemeanors.

Things have been structured in a bizarre way, but they could have been worse.

President Obama told Donald Trump to avoid hiring retired General Michael Flynn because he is a crook, so Donald Trump hired him and Flynn was convicted, sentence and sits in jail now.

I’m not President Obama.

Threats may listen too.

It only offends people that weren’t going to listen anyway.

Lots of people aren’t getting what they need.

You can say you are a homeowner, but if you have a mortgage you only own the equity.

Stop when you’re behind.

I don’t want to see anybody lip syncing.

Do I need to check and see if religious people are still following the same magic fairies?

Remember that Jesus refused to give some losers a sign.

Practice makes better. Usually. I’ve never seen perfection.

I’d rather starve than eat food that is not organic and I do.

Has anybody ever learned an instrument without the instrument? I wonder because I know how to play guitar and I can hear music even if it’s in my head and find the notes on the fretboard.

If people that burn gasoline and coal every day assume that people that have self-control will be understanding and accepting I think they are sorely mistaken.

My mom looked a little like Nancy Pelosi and Erin Burnett at different parts of her life. She had brown hair and blue eyes and was lean until she got older. My mom said she was a Democrat when she was young, but she was a conservative, religious Republican in all my memories.

You may own something or do something that you think makes you cool when it actually does the opposite.

Your prized possession may make somebody else vomit.

How is KHON2 the most accurate weather? Is there any voodoo or black magic involved? Do they consult a ouija board?

A society that relies on fossil fuels is a weak society. Fossil fuels are going the way of the dinosaur (again).

I laughed so hard I farted twice and I remembered that my mom used to do that at home once in a while and we’d laugh harder and my dad would roll his eyes.

The reporter doesn’t necessarily like the story he or she covers like the poet doesn’t necessarily care for the world he or she is describing.

Have you ever been upset at somebody that expected you to believe a wild story?

You would probably totally throw off somebody without confidence.

Has anybody considered lining the border with Chupacabras? I’d turn around if I saw them.

We may be destroying some things without realizing it.

Pointing your cell phone camera at somebody is rude.

You can fuck up a lot of things, but God damn you if you fuck up the air I breathe.

How will somebody convince me that they love me if they are also killing me?

How do you woo savages?

Wanna know where you are? Go to Craigslist’s website and it will send you to the appropriate city that corresponds to your IP address.

Lots of parents I see in public ignore their kids and seem unhappy.

The weird thing about Donald Trump’s impeachment hearing in the Senate is that the 47 non-Republican senators need about 20 Republicans (67 total votes) to impeach and remove him from office. Therefore, the handful of Republican senators that actually think he should be impeached may vote against it because they know it won’t make a difference and will only serve to harm their political aspirations.

Shout out to my first guitar teacher. After I learned how to play chords on acoustic guitar on my own for three months (per his suggestion), I visited his studio at Valley Music in El Cajon, California when I was 21 and Tyler was inspirational and taught me hooks and stuff. Otherwise, I am self-taught although I used to ask musicians to show me chords and licks at camps, festivals and services and when I taught lessons I learned numerous hooks, solos and songs to teach my students.

Sheeple don’t know they're in a war. They think they are winning an invisible war, but they are losing one.

Moronic behavior still doesn’t become smart if everybody does it.

People lie about people that pay them.

He likes you guys a lot.

You are sad assholes, but you aren't much sadder than the other sad assholes.

Lunar soil is a misnomer.

#144,001 is gonna be bummed.

PETA is going to shit a brick after Israel builds its temple and sacrifices a cow. They're gonna have a cow.

People worship so many gods that they don’t even call them gods anymore.

There’s no credible evidence that Jesus is alive.

If life isn’t nearly overwhelming you might not be living.

Out of touch people can’t compartmentalize it.

Perhaps God used to love you, but now he hates you.

I quit drinking a little organic red wine daily and before I could start drinking organic apple cider vinegar I caught a cold. I also stopped eating my steady regimen of organic carrots, red bell peppers, apples and bananas because I am avoiding Whole Foods. Perhaps that had something to do with it. I also stayed up all night and skipped a shower one time.

Some conservative Christians have been taught that women cannot be pastors. The teachings vary and some churches restrict women from only the head pastor role. I think Christians that believe that way also will not support a woman as president.

People keep calling black white and white black because they like black more than white.

After Paul McCartney released I Don’t Know I told him I didn’t believe him, but I kept it in my Spotify playlist. I could only imagine my face as I heard it. However, he also released Despite Repeated Warnings which sounds like he got his answer.

I don’t think the liberal mainstream media cares for Bernie Sanders because they think a Sanders presidency will raise their taxes. Donald Trump is not a great person and that’s why he can’t lead America’s enemies.

Dependence isn’t balance.

I will probably leave Hawaii in 2020 because everybody treats it like a toilet and most of the politicians don’t care.

How can I expect anybody to care about me when they don’t care about themselves?

My college youth pastor David St. John tried to control my sexuality (well, he didn’t want me to have one night stands or be gay).

Selena, I am covered tonight.

Rich people don’t judge bad acts that other rich people do if they do them too.

Imagine a higher intelligence on Earth that usually does not want to be perceived by humans.

Sometimes only part of a song reminds me of somebody.

If you are offended by a righteous judgment, then you are probably never judged righteously, lied to and deceived. You are probably an asshole too.

People in Hawaii seem to pollute like the people in California, but it feels different because it’s more beautiful and cleaner in Hawaii. It seems like everybody should be doing their best to preserve it and not destroy it.

You wear everything you say on your face. Maybe you should stop talking about me.

Some people hear a whisper. Others only hear a scream.

Donald Trump's legal team is full of liars and they are lying before his Senate trial even begins.

Just because I haven’t called you a loser to your face it doesn’t mean you’re not one.

Should I start flipping off every car I see when I walk around town? I think looking at them is making them think I am validating them and I want to disavow them of that notion.

Hoping another country can save you is not a good feeling.

Which diseases are normal?

Cards were stacked against me and I didn’t realize it.

Assholes that impress nobody except themselves is why people hate America.

Recovering from an illness feels like powering up.

The rich and powerful don’t decide what’s true.

Do you think America deserves to die this way?

People are not used to somebody accurately judging them.

Imagine if we discover one day that McDonalds is bankrupt and every franchise loses their name or closes.

Being right sucks when everything is a load of shit.

Dependent people look a lot alike.

If the Republican Party tells Republican senators to vote against President Trump's impeachment they should be charged with a crime.

Some Asians laugh at homeless people at McDonalds.

Can Wolf Blitzer see into my soul?

Misplaced anger fuels everything.

She’s beautiful, but she comes from a family of horrible liars.

Some people don’t like admitting how it is and don’t care for those that do.

Since it's a subjective call the only argument against President Trump's impeachment that may resonate with me is saying it doesn't rise to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors (because nobody knows what that means). We will hear a lot of hemming and hawing though.

If each letter of your password is visible for a split second as you type it, then it only takes a video recording of you typing it to figure it out.

If Russians killed Ukrainians while President Trump delayed their aid money that was congressionally mandated, then he may have some blood on his hands. I wonder if that bothers him.

“I live in a mansion, but it is far away and it belongs to my dad.”
“Sure Jesus. We believe you.”

Who were Jesus grandparents on his biological father’s side (and where did they live)? I’d like to know about those people.

The senate should debate whether or not President Trump’s actions rose to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors.

Most of the games you play are in your head.

Donald Trump used to be a Democrat, so I wonder if the whole thing is a conspiracy. If it was a carefully planned Democratic Party ploy, then I think you can expect to see the Democrat’s candidate win in 2020 and it could usher in a new age.

Whatever tangible thing you think I want from you you're wrong.

I’ll be damned if you catch me looking at a cell phone for more than a minute or two at a time.

Lots of dumb, pathetic people are addicted to their stupid cell phone and they waste many hours on it.

Would you rather be the truth or the evidence?

People tend to worry about people that get skinny.

The liberal mainstream media has acted like the only viable candidates to challenge Donald Trump are Democrats.

I am being watched by people that I do not see.

Everybody is killing, but few people are creating.

The trained mind can be backwards and sideways.

Much greater care should be taken of the air.

I’ll believe it when I smell it.

There is no mechanism to say something is alright if a few million people do it, but not alright if everybody in America does it.

Sometimes you have to become stronger to overcome a strong enemy.

If there is record heat and you don’t make a change, then you are unregenerate.

CNN is talking a mile a minute about the impeachment trial. Slow down and take some breaths bro.

Do you think I turned down a free vehicle that burns gasoline and I am jealous of your vehicle? Rest assured if it pollutes I am not jealous of it and I call it a smelly piece of shit. Or do you prefer the pronoun “you”?

Imagine if Nancy Pelosi made a deal with Donald Trump to let it go when he orders witnesses to avoid testifying.

We are being spied on, tracked, lied to and poisoned.

If President Trump was innocent wouldn’t he provide the documents to Congress that they want and allow anybody to testify?

President Trump, who is Ukraine investigating next? If you remain president can we assume that the next five years will be full of you leveraging American money, power and influence to investigate Democrats? If so, don’t stop at the Democrats.

Did people under your covenant kill everything?

Maui, Hawaii makes it hard to walk and easy to drive everywhere.

Christians and sinners are less relevant than they think they are.

I am an organic vegetarian and I have asked the Smithsonian if they want my feces.

I’ve never seen anything gay at the YMCA.

Did anybody ask Brad and Jen on the red carpet what it’s like to be in the last generation to pollute the planet?

Could somebody characterize you by your pollution?

People aren’t used to being accurately judged.

It seems to me like the homeless, the elderly and the disabled should be the first ones to be considered to be excused for burning gasoline in their vehicle.

They’re killing me because you’ve been letting them kill you for a long time.

The majority has decided that we are going to pollute the country with vehicles and homes.

If President Trump broke the law by delaying Ukraine’s aid money, then he may be charged with crimes on the day he leaves office.

I don’t expect you to do anything with the truth because I see what you already did with it.

I think Kumail Nanjiani made it big on the wave of “clap warmly for everybody” (like they do at Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles) and with the “affirmative action” spirit that gives jobs to unqualified people. I would rather listen to machine gun fire or a foreign language that I don’t understand than hear him talk.

If you have never lived in the mainland and don’t have a $1+ million home in Hawaii you don’t know what it’s like to live in a typical, American home. You know what it’s like to live in a shanty.

Every time I walk by the kids practicing martial arts I wonder who will protect them from the polluted air they breathe.

In a trial everybody doesn’t talk over or past each other.

The future is female, male and robotic.

There could be environmental “Nuremberg” trials across the globe one day.

Some news articles are advertisements.

I have clicked “Not Interested” to Trevor Noah on YouTube over and over, but YouTube keeps forcing Comedy Central’s late show that he hosts on me.

If you are not disgusted by disgusting people, then you are probably disgusting.

Morons don’t see how their foolish behavior affects everybody.

America’s biggest problem is people that try to justify disgusting lifestyles.

You can’t do what I do because you are afraid and weak.

The liberal mainstream media wastes a lot of time on bullshit.

The unrighteous have no power over me.

I think the disgusting people that I see in public are probably actually much more disgusting than they lead on.

Jesus did not die for your sins. You have sinned in more ways than Jesus could have ever imagined.

The Bible is inconclusive evidence regarding the person of Jesus.

People would rather make changes they don’t have to make than changes they must make if the changes they must make are difficult.

I don’t want to hear about any stupid coronovirus outbreak and I wouldn’t get a flu shot if you paid me.

I thought you were your twin brother. I miss him, but I still think you are an asshole.

In March I am going to delete the YouTube application and stop logging into Google products and I think you should too.

I do not believe in forcing businesses or governments to pay for “family leave”. Paying an employee that isn’t working or holding a job for somebody that isn’t working is foolish. People shouldn’t expect to be paid for not working and they shouldn’t expect their employer to hold their job for months.

I believe in the dignity of the single person. Any benefit that you want to give a person for being anything except a single person should be given to single people.

If you want to meet somebody unlike everybody else you meet, then you may need to change yourself.

The Grammy awards are a load of shit like other awards and I will not watch the show or care who wins. Americans should be trusted on music right after they are trusted on pollution.

President Trump probably thinks debt and pollution are important food groups. Why should I listen to what he thinks about the state of the union if a small fraction of Congress gets him off the hook of impeachment?

Which turd are you going to shine for me?

If I lived in Washington, D.C., I would protest on Fridays and say (and scream) things that nobody has ever heard before and nobody would be exempt from my righteous indignation just like California and Hawaii.

Music, art and movies look and sound the way they do today because people have avoided making righteous judgments on themselves and others.

If somebody turns to organized religion in 21st century America they must be exceptionally stupid and I will not trust them at all or want anything to do with them.

Bill Maher has his nose so far up the Democratic Party's ass that he must like how their shit smells. Maher would be a considered a freethinker if he wasn't a Democrat, but as long as he is a Democrat it's a misnomer.

Life’s top priority is to leave the planet as clean and beautiful as we found it. Get your priorities straight motherfucker.

PBS Newshour has failed journalistic standards and dishonored Jim Lehrer by not publishing his cause of death. PBS should be ashamed.

Why do you want to be just like the people I call disgusting losers?

You have embraced losers.

Taking the Lord’s name in vain has nothing to do with language. It has everything to do with hypocrisy. Christians have taken the Lord’s name in vain.

Can you pollute everything with your lifestyle for decades and expect to have good mental health?

Burning gasoline isn’t masculine.

I have reasons for what I say, do, don’t say and don’t do.

If you are an asshole, then I am actively hating you.

The number and length of commercials on CNN is distasteful. If I worked on CNN, earned millions of dollars and wasted 20 minutes of every viewer’s 60 minutes making more money I would be ashamed.

He died, but I gotta keep living.

My favorite football player (Junior Seau) died and I honor his memory by avoiding NFL football.

Hawaiians are the weakest, most pathetic people in America.

People do and say all sorts of things to make themselves feel like they are in control when they aren’t.

Some people lie to themselves and act like somebody is affirming them when nobody is.

Are Seminoles the opposite of Hawaiians?

I am willing to go anywhere and do anything as long as it helps people and doesn’t harm anything.

I built wood box houses for poor people in Mexico that are nicer than where some people live in Hawaii.

I wasn't wired to be killed any more than I was wired to pollute the planet.

If you refused to pollute the planet with your home, automobile and food how long do you think it would take the government and businesses to fall in line and stop selling destructive things?

If social media companies want my voice and my data all they have to do is make something that sends it from my website to theirs.

The Dow Jones stock market index went down -400 points reportedly because of fears of China’s coronavirus. Is President Trump too sickly to convince Americans to avoid being worried about it?

Fast food restaurants that serve chicken that were given antibiotics should have a contest and let their customers name the antibiotic-resistant superbugs they will create.

There is nothing like people on level footing when one subgroup thinks they are superior.

Regular people can discourage high achievers.

If you are an adult and your outstretched arms are longer than your height, then you might have failed to grow to your maximum height.

There are zero days that I lower my standards, so don’t wait.

Hair dye doesn’t make old people look young. It makes them look insane.

The “don’t judge” movement has defied John 7:24 and created opportunities for gross, horrible people.

If we don’t hear old senators apologize for the way they have let America become why should we vote for them for president?

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if humans killed transitional species that were rare and are extinct. It also wouldn’t surprise me if religious people did it to hide the evidence of direct descent.

I owe 0% of my successful weight loss to the gym or anybody at the gym.

If somebody’s lifestyle contributes to sea ice loss can he or she report honestly on it?

If you are homeless in the mainland you could enjoy homelessness more in Hawaii, but don’t come here to burn gasoline because we definitely don’t need any more of that.

If climate change devastates the planet’s food supply many humans may not be able to eat complete proteins daily and their brain could shrink and people could become dumber.

The U.S. economy can’t be going very well $23 trillion in debt with an unbalanced budget. If President Trump’s opponents can’t articulate why and refute his “the economy is great” routine, then they must be extraordinary liars, exceedingly stupid or both.

Being genuinely happier than others doesn’t always make them happy.

I can yell louder than anybody I have ever heard yell. When I lived in Oahu, I yelled into Ala Moana shopping mall’s parking garage from a mile away and it echoed like I was in it. When people say they can’t hear me speak, I laugh and tell them I can scream 100 yards because I am a soccer coach and I say I was using my inside voice because I didn’t want to make them pee their pants.

Hypocrisy is like a sport in America.

Somebody wearing a shirt that said, “Protect Mauna Kea” was filling up her gas tank yesterday, so I mocked her.

If you destroy the environment with your lifestyle I don’t want to hear about anything you call holy.

Some people get violent after they hear the truth.

Yesterday two local white men tried to fight me; one was a boomer and one was my age. I declined the first absurd offer to fight and put up my dukes with the second guy, but he knew he would lose, so he walked away.

I eat every other day. Would you rather fight me on a fasting day or an eating day? (You can pick neither.)

Sometimes the strongest move you can make is to leave and never return.

Repent from your sins, so everybody can kill you with theirs.

I unfollowed Billie Eilish’s brother because she has never heard of Van Halen.

We apparently run on different octane.

Television addicts share a unique delusion.

President Trump was impeached by the House of Representatives. Therefore, it is impossible for him to be vindicated.

Attorney Alan Dershowitz wants to take the focus off what President Trump did and make people focus on labeling.

Attorney Alan Dershowitz says he forgives Secretary of State Mike Pompeo for being rude to a reporter which isn’t his place to do, but he also avoided addressing why he was rude. Pompeo was rude because he didn’t like being asked why he didn’t support his ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch.

Attorney Alan Dershowitz appeals to authorities that agree with him and ignores authorities that don’t.

Some Christians are among the most generous people that I have ever known.

Who are you advertising and why?

Car2Go is leaving North America next month and I think it is the fault of the U.S. government for not providing an infrastructure to sufficiently support electric vehicles. I used their service several times in San Diego, California and it was great.

I can't imagine why the Palestinians don't trust President Trump with the Israeli-Palestinian peace plan because he seems to care about the "Al Aqua" mosque.

Don’t expect me to believe anything.

I stand out, but I always feel like I belong as I am surrounded by people trying to fit in.

Things do not improve when people that are full of shit are in power because they lie about the way things are.

If you want to see your abs lose the fat that’s around them. Everybody has abs. Without abs you would fall over.

Iowa and New Hampshire are 90% white. I have never been to those states or anywhere that was 90% white. Oahu is over 80% Asian.

The immoral religious majority is low-key proud of their morality. If they were to brag about it people would put them in their place and expose their lack of morality.

If you don’t sin like they do don’t blame yourself if they won’t repent.

I think the two satellites that almost hit each other over Pennsylvania should serve as a warning.

Live within your means.

Reportedly on average the flu virus kills about 36,000 people in the U.S. and 250,000 people worldwide each year. The coronavirus from China has killed 170 people.

Do you have more in common with the people that are polluting and destroying life on Earth or do you have more in common with the God that tries to keep it clean?

Do you think you are here to connect or kill? You can’t do both because you can’t connect with what you destroy.

Repent from your sins or the truth will destroy your “faith”.

People destroy because it is convenient.

People have normalized a polluting lifestyle.

Businesses in Hawaii tend to be unpredictable and unprofessional.

People are used to others saying bullshit is the most important thing.

All it takes is one idiot to make another idiot think they are not an idiot.

Pollution is a life or death matter.

I think most Hawaiian businesses would fail in the mainland.

My Facebook account is deactivated and not deleted because I am keeping it intact as a record to show what was up when Agent Michelle Sarubbi spied on my account and the government broke my door down at 6 a.m. in 2011.

I have considered returning to Facebook with the sole purpose of fucking with people, but I probably won’t. If I was a comedian I definitely would though.

Social media users are pathetic especially if they get paid for advertising to their followers or are subjected to ads.

I found love and that’s how I figured out you don’t have it.

Do you know how much money you need to hate Lahaina? I do.

When I attended Christian schools and churches they hated the ACLU and called them the Anti-Christ Lawyers Union. When they didn’t care that homeless Hawaiians only got 6 months of food stamps when Hawaiians with homes got 12 months of food stamps I realized they were right.

The young generation is being tortured by the old generation.

I don’t let myself go down certain trains of thought.

No matter how evil somebody is somebody else will always take their side.

I always die more on Fridays because more people harm me.

If I was as disgusting as you I wouldn’t do the things you do.

People are extraordinarily depraved, so don’t think that they refuse to repent because you didn’t stroke their ego or use the perfect words to get them to repent. People do not want to repent. They want to ignore the truth with their whole heart no matter who says it or how often they say it.

If you ever decide to make righteous judgments you will never regret them.

When is the last time that you encouraged yourself? I encourage myself every day.

My best friend is a Chinese-American immigrant and a great guy. He married a Mexican girl instead of an Asian girl because he says Asian girls are too bossy.

Don’t premeditate murder. Premeditate peace.

I think most people that have a physical ailment have acquired it due to misuse or disuse.

Do short people have small penises? They act like it.


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